ROLFING IS
EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED.
If
your monthly therapy bills are more than you can afford, consolidate those
bills into one easy payment.
Switch
to Rolfing®.
Rolfing
is more painful than all standard therapies, combined. It gets more done – and you do it in your
underwear.
Amaze
your friends as your head and the rest of your body change size and shape. Antagonize your enemies with acute
observations about their physical shortcomings. Run up huge bills for shoes
and new clothes because your old ones no longer fit. Look more slender while actually gaining
weight.
Rolfing
was developed more than fifty years ago by Dr. Ida P. Rolf, a scientist who was
as brilliant as Einstein and as dedicated as Frankenstein.
Her original technique involved a medieval
stretching rack – but she soon realized that human beings could not tolerate
changing that quickly.
So, she evolved a more gentle technique that involved the application of knuckles and an occasional elbow to extremely touchy places on the body of the client.
So, she evolved a more gentle technique that involved the application of knuckles and an occasional elbow to extremely touchy places on the body of the client.
Many
famous people have had Rolfing:
Werner
Erhard, a man whose time has come … and gone;
Buckminster
Fuller, a man who, in his quest for the perfect spatial concept rendered the
obvious … incomprehensible;
Shirley
MacLaine, a dancer who went out on a limb to become the reigning queen of
mysticism and pop-spiritualiity;
John
Denver, a singer and seeker for activating the human potential who went looking for space and hasn’t been heard from, since;
and
Greta
Garbo who, forty years after getting Rolfed, still only wanted to be left
alone.
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